the conch shell says you’re a little bitch.
this entire site is on drugs
This is my favorite post ever and I will reblog it until I die
Fun fact: Our moon is called Luna.
What do you call a bad joke about someone’s tongue getting chopped off?
So what kind of jokes did I plan to bring to the cookout? Hamburger and hotdog puns!
How do farmers greet?
It takes courage to do it, be a runner. We all found that out a long time ago. Because it’s about more than fatigue. It’s about pain, and dealing with it for a long time. And it’s about resolve.